hey thanks for the cookiethat was a good one maybe it wasfrom the bakery down the street i reallyappreciate the gesture and soagainst what is no doubt my strongself interest i feel compelledto report that yesterday i met an anton your counter herejust the one guy he was scoutingand he might have left finding not muchas youre so tidy in your kitchen but unfortunatelyhe found a popsicle sticki know it surprised me too but surpriseor no the reality of it is henodded to me and said ahoythats a bad sign as i think you knowthat one ant is harbinger of an army thereofthey will come my friendso i worry because of course this means warand decimation of a platoon of finesoldiers who are just following ordersand the scent of sugaruse caution my human friendlife is in the balance and youcan tip the scales
Inspired by Archy’s voice: Archy & Mehitabel