the big time, baby

A lovely friend and reader of this blog just had a baby, congratulations mama!! She wrote to inform me that at the Catholic hospital somewhere in Michigan where she and baby are getting to know one another, her access to the runaway sentence is blocked because of inappropriate content.

Inappropriate content! Jesus christ on a bike, people! I am all pleased and feel like I've really hit the big time up in here. Let's celebrate! Let me think, what kinds of inappropriate celebratory activities can we come up with? Hmmmmmm.


  1. goodness gracious me! I vote for a Pope piñata and pool party... first one to walk on water gets first crack at his holy cone-hattedness

    many congrats to your friend and her new baby!

  2. pool party for sure! pope pinata never would have occurred to me.
    good thing i asked for suggestions!

  3. Congratulations!!!

    I'm so proud.


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