the big time, baby

A lovely friend and reader of this blog just had a baby, congratulations mama!! She wrote to inform me that at the Catholic hospital somewhere in Michigan where she and baby are getting to know one another, her access to the runaway sentence is blocked because of inappropriate content.

Inappropriate content! Jesus christ on a bike, people! I am all pleased and feel like I've really hit the big time up in here. Let's celebrate! Let me think, what kinds of inappropriate celebratory activities can we come up with? Hmmmmmm.