1.02.2011

haiku for fuck, no!

age spots on my hands
ah! fuck! age spots on my hands!
i'm my grandmother?!

16 comments:

  1. you are supposed to say:
    "age spots?! nah, what the fuck are you talking about?
    you have none."

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  2. They're just giant freckles, because small freckles aren't fun enough for you.

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  3. too sleepy last night for reassurance. merely commiseration. I have wrinkles. They're making me kinda sad.

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  4. wrinkles? i have those, too.
    a lifetime of laughing. that's what those are about.

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  5. The only way to effectively combat wrinkles is to keep getting fatter and keep your skin stretched taut. (Take it from me! LOL!)

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  6. the comment labels you officially as a bad influence.

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  7. I feel like I've just earned my stripes!

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  8. well i do believe in rewarding good behavior, Mr. Bad Influence.

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  9. It could be worse. You could be like me: 34 and still getting pimples! Grandmother vs. Teenager. I'm not sure which one is more of a curse!!!!!!

    I've only seen a few posts, but I am loving your blog!

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  10. hey! thanks a million. keep reading!
    today, in the light of day? feeling better!
    funny how that happens.

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  11. Yikes!
    I, too, have my grandmother's hands.
    Hers were the hands that served so well, so often, so lovingly.
    Why am I disconcerted?

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  12. so i had two grandmothers.
    one of them graces this blog, influences every word i write.
    her hands are not the hands i see here.
    nor her eyes, either.
    i see my other grandmother's hands and eyes.
    which, luckily, are also my father's.

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