1.23.2011

butt salad

Calmly here this morning, I was slicing banana bread for the kids and making my second cup of coffee. I climbed up on a chair to check the cabinet above the refrigerator for oven cleaner, explaining all the while that I needed to clean the oven because it is disgusting.
"What's that bowl up on there, mama?" asked my daughter, referring to my huge wooden bowl on top of the fridge. "What do you use it for?"

"Oh, that's mama's salad bowl. I don't use it for anything but salad."

"BUTT SALAD! YOU SAID BUTT SALAD! WHAT'S A BUTT SALAD?!?!"

9 comments:

  1. Lord, I miss my kids. They were so entertaining, like yours. I have a big clay bowl that I used to use to make homemade bread. Not it holds loaves of store-bought bread. The only reason I even have a kitchen now is because it came with the house. LOL!

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  2. Some jokes transcend age. Love it!

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  3. Very funny. Life is good right there.

    The hard part would be deciding on a dressing for that!

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  4. hmmmm. you are right, the everyday vinaigrette doesn't seem to suffice.
    and life is really good right there. really good!

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  5. ahaha! I love this butt, no ifs!
    :)

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  6. but if i were to serve you butt salad? ;)

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  7. LOL...that is something that my boys would say right now...and make me giggle. :) Honestly.

    I love it.

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