12.20.2010

ah, dammit

this glass tabletop
renders me (unwillingly)
old and (ugh) jowly.

12 comments:

  1. ha! she said as she spit her coffee onto her keyboard.
    now i gotta write me a christmas carol.

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  2. Cool! If you're including a holiday weight-gain theme, instead of "Fa-la-la-la-la" the chorus can go "Om-nom-nom-nom-nom"

    (Love to read it when you're done!)

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  3. are you challenging me? because i like a challenge.

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  4. Heck yeah! I triple-dog dare ya to write it!

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  5. I got tired of waiting and wrote one myself...

    Deck the halls with food and folly
    Om-nom-nom-nom-nom Nom-nom-nom-nom
    ‘Tis the season to be jowly
    Om-nom-nom-nom-nom Nom-nom-nom-nom
    Don we now our table napkins
    Om-nom-nom Om-nom-nom Nom-nom-nom
    Join us now, it’s time for snackin’
    Om-nom-nom-nom-nom Nom-nom-nom-nom

    Raise a glass and quaff your eggnog
    Om-nom-nom-nom-nom Nom-nom-nom-nom
    Stuff your face like you’re a big hog
    Om-nom-nom-nom-nom Nom-nom-nom-nom
    Grab some chips and start them dipping
    Om-nom-nom Om-nom-nom Nom-nom-nom
    Eat until your pants start ripping
    Om-nom-nom-nom-nom Nom-nom-nom-nom

    Fill your plate with ham and mustard
    Om-nom-nom-nom-nom Nom-nom-nom-nom
    Don’t forget the Christmas custard
    Om-nom-nom-nom-nom Nom-nom-nom-nom
    Cakes and pies don’t need a reason
    Om-nom-nom Om-nom-nom Nom-nom-nom
    Gain ten pounds! Yes, ‘tis the season!
    Om-nom-nom-nom-nom Nom-nom-nom-nom

    (Burp!)

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  6. applause! gold star! you win the fruitcake!
    i'm hearing this with Cookie Monster singing the om noms.

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  7. also, Rene, you are absolutely correct. what a fright that could have been avoided.
    and CDG? you most certainly do not have a jowly ass.

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