8.16.2010

valley girl

Clearly, I have a problem. Please, someone stop me. More ridiculous haiku, about... well, you know.

nick cage, i loved you
when you said "that chick julie,
she's truly dazzling"

your punk rock party
i wanted to visit, my
safety pins in ears

and that shopping mall,
like tom petty's free falling
inviting beauty

i'd ride a skateboard
i would have gone with you, but
you loved your julie

a nice girl, julie
totally tubular, but
her friend was hotter

e. g. daily, of
the lovely tits, turns out voiced
babe in the sequel

aloof in high school
your bravado: i would have
fucked you and your friend

oh, nick cage, would there
be someone to think i was
dazzling? i hoped so.